When last we visited our stage, Dracula HIMSELF had appeared, become captivated by the innocent loveliness of young Nadia Naive (much to the chagrin of Nick Nicely - a genuine young man of good breeding, with excellent taste in white suits) and instilled a sense of awe and impending gothic comedy on our audience (or - "lunch" as Drac calls them).
But he is not alone! All evil villains need cohorts, and Dracula is assisted/harassed/plagued (delete as applicable) by the stunning Wraith, a ravishing beauty - as mad as a bag of especially energetic frogs - who knows the Dark Prince all too well as she is his MOTHER....the elemental force that is WRAITH -
..and the enthusiastic genetic anomoly that is Genghis.
It's hard to maintain a mysterious persona when you have your mother and a hopped-up hunchback cramping your style, but Drac is one determined bad guy!
Really.....if it's not one thing, it's your mother.....
But when the going gets tough for the Vampire Lord, the solution is clear. Break out the hat and cane and get your dance on!
To the North Tower! Evil plotting in the laboratory! (If you can spot and name all of the scenery components then you will WIN a special PROP MASTER'S PRIZE...... some especially bruised ankles, a stubbed toe and a utility belt fully stocked with string, spray paint and thirty-six rolls of gaffer tape).
Hark! Do I hear the voice of angels? NO! It's the stunning Spectacularettes, rocking the Rhesus Negative in style with the Brides of Dracula!
NOTHING can distract Drac from his goal... He WILL succeed! With the 'help' from his mental mother and his humpty henchman, his plans are in motion.
What will become of the lovely Nadia? Will Nick save the girl he loves whilst maintaining his pristine heroic appearance? Will Dracula ever escape his embarrassing mother, or stop Genghis chewing his own feet in front of guests? In the immortal drum-beats that signify the end of EVERY episode of 'Eastenders'.......
DUM...DUM....DUM DUM DUMDUMDUMDUM...!
Join us tomorrow - our final performance - to find the answers to these questions and enjoy the rest of the show with us! See you then!
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